Gay Dinosaur Billionaire Adventures with Bigfoot and Friends!
Releases TODAY for April Fools Day! (for real though)
LIMITED TIME ONLY
~ Rhyll Biest, Heroes & Heartbreakers
- “When award-winning and New York Times bestselling romance authors get together to try their hand at dinosaur erotica, things get a bit crazy. Crazy HOT!”
~ New York Times & USA Today bestselling author Shoshanna Evers (Bunking with the Cowboys Series) - “Is this an April Fool’s Day joke?”
~ New York Times & USA Today bestselling author Andrew Shaffer (How to Survive a Sharknado) - “Who says satire can’t be sexy, #amirite?” ~ people on Twitter
- “#Dinoporn is totally a thing. #help”~ other people on Twitter
Includes the following short stories for readers with a sense of (ahem) adventure.
*Gay Dinosaur Billionaire Adventures*, that is!
Captive in the Raptor’s Dungeon by (a NY Times & USA Today bestselling humor author pretending to be) Nikolas Sparx
Raptor Gang Bang by (a critically acclaimed multipublished romance author, writing as) Foofla La Pluge
The Billionaire Playboy Superhero Raptor’s Unexpected Lover by (an award-winning romance author whose books you see on store shelves, writing as) Arabella Snark
Oviraptor, My Love by (a five-star mainstream romance author, writing as) Crystal Lattis
GIVEAWAY!
Starts April Fools Day & goes all month, with options to do each day to earn points!
There will be SIX Winners!! PRIZES INCLUDE:
Wait a minute… who is Jezebel Lixxx?
Jezebel Lixxx is the secret pen name for New York Times and USA Today bestselling romance author Shoshanna Evers (shhhh don’t tell). Jezebel write crazy-pants erotica, and really doesn’t care if her characters get a happily ever after, as long as they get each other off! She lives in a padded cell in the far corner of Shoshanna’s imagination, where she only comes out if she smells salted chocolate. You can’t even follow her on social media… but sometimes she Tweets for her boss.
Are you ready?
FYI: The April Fools Day joke is that we’re writing this silly book under silly pen names – it’s not that the book doesn’t actually exist.
Yes it’s a real book. It’s happening, y’all!
Yes it’s a real book. It’s happening, y’all!
Wait!! Tell me who the real authors are!
Okay. All but one, who insists on anonymity, even though I think you can figure it out.- Cover art by Andrew Shaffer (How to Survive a Sharknado)
- Nikolas Sparx is anonymous.
- Shoshanna Evers w/a Jezebel Lixxx
- Illustrations for Jezebel Lixxx by Shoshanna Evers
- Charlotte Stein w/a Foofla La Pluge
- Delphine Dryden w/a Arabella Snark
- Audra North w/a Crystal Lattis
I hope you enjoy this fun April Fools Day surprise! :D We had a blast brainstorming on Twitter and writing these stories for our readers!
Gay Dinosaur Billionaire? I'm tracking this one down TODAY.
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